yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain
take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass
At my funeral, I want a big banner of the “YOU DIED” from Dark Souls behind my casket.